Other than pictures of cats, the best content on the internet is definitely stuff that’s funny. Humour and a bit of a light-hearted laugh at life (and yourself), goes a long way and usually creates pretty compelling content. So, with that in mind, we’ve put together this bumper guide of over 300 of the best funny Instagram captions, funny quotes, snippets and short funny captions for you.
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The Best Funny Captions
This guide has over 300 of the best funny captions for Instagram but, which are our favourites? We’ve hand-picked 15 of our favourite captions and quotes that really got us laughing, or we thought was perfect for an Insta caption or a short tweet.
- Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you’re forgetting.
- I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once until now.
- I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.
- I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
- Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
- …Moonwalks out of an awkward situation.
- Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”– Mark Twain
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”– Dave Barry
- Reality called, so I hung up.
- Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
- The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
- The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
- This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
- We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.
- You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.
Jokes and puns as funny captions
We love puns, don’t you? Puns, wordplays or even a ‘dad’ joke or two. There are too many jokes for us to do a list justice but we’ve chosen a bevy of one-liners that we think would work perfectly as Instagram captions, or greeting cards or however you really want to use them, really.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Everyone my age is older than me.
How do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.
I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waste of time.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite remarkable.
I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
It’s better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… But smoking bacon will cure it.
So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means? It’s not the end of the world.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
True friendship is walking into a person’s house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically.
What do you call a bear with no ears? EARS!
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile.
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini.
What does Charles Dickens keep in this spice rack? The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
With great power comes great electricity bills!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he wasn’t peeling well. William Fraser
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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Famous funny quotes
We love when celebrities or writers put their thoughts down; it makes for some of the most hilarious content. We’ve scoured the internet for our favourite funny quotes for your photos and captions:
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. Alexander Woollcott
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of people’s vacations was considered a punishment. Betty White
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out. Lawrence Ferlinghetti
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres
The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive. Coco Chanel
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Steven Wright
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. Mark Twain
If at first you don’t succeed…so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman
Kiss me and you will see how important I am. Sylvia Plath
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe
Funny captions about life
Life. That thing you can’t avoid, right? The only way to look at life is with amusement. We’ve put together a mix of funny sayings and quotes about life that you’re free to use.
Age only matters if you’re a cheese.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!
Dear life, when I said, “Can my day get any worse?” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Funny how just when you think life can’t get any worse, it suddenly does.
I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.
Life is very complicated. Don’t try to find answers because when you find the answers, life changes the questions.
Me: Finally, I’m happy. Life: Lol, wait a sec.
My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.
No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar
The truth will set you free. But first, it will p*ss you off.
There are two rules in life. 1. Never give out all the information. 2. —
This life is hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
When my bra matches my underwear, I really feel like I have my life together.
Funny quotes about love and romance
Whether it’s a new relationship, a vengeful caption about an ex or just spouting about love at first sight, do it with a playful twist. Read on for some of our favourite romantic yet quirky captions and quotes.
I didn’t fall for you! You tripped me…
I’d shave my legs for you.
We owe to the Middle Ages the worst two inventions of humanity – romantic love and gunpowder.
Every girl has her best friend and true love. But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person.
I got back with my Ex… Box 360.
I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.
I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target.
I like older men because they’ve gotten used to life’s disappointments. Which means they’re ready for me.
I love him a latte.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute. Wanna make out?
Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.
Screw flirting. I’ll win you over with my awkwardness.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.
When your ex texts you after months, “Hey, what’s up?”. Not today Satan, not today.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Funny Instagram captions about marriage
If the previous section was all about love, this one has to be all about marriage. Whether it’s a snide remark to your wife, or hilarity with your husband, here’s a short rundown on our best funny captions about marriage.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt… marry her yesterday.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. Groucho Marx
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly… I’m not a fan.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
Lazy, stupid but funny captions
We all love to be a bit lazy sometimes. And sometimes we forget to engage our brains, acting a little stupid. Why not look on the lighter side of that situation, and use it as a funny caption or update?
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Bad choices make good stories.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!
Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.
Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.
I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t even know where the box is.
I made a huge list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
I tried to be normal once—worst two minutes of my life.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I’m old enough to know better. But young enough to do it anyway.
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But that gets boring really fast. So I go back to being normal!
The road to success is always under construction.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try.’ Homer Simpson
You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.
Funny quotes and captions about money
To be honest, there isn’t much funny about money. We all want more of it, and its difficult to get, right? Either way, if you’re looking for a hilarious snippet about cash, budgets or even banks, we got you covered!
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Are you really living a life or just paying the bills until you die?
I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.
I think something’s missing in my life. Like 2-3 million dollars.
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock. Henny Youngman
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. Jackie Mason
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Bill Vaughan
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. Gertrude Stein
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? John Barrymore
Funny sassy captions
Its worth being a bit brazen and mouthy sometimes, and looking at things with a bit of sass. If you need a funny caption that is full of attitude, then try out one of these sassy Instagram captions:
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it.
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
I am the designer of my own catastrophe.
I speak so much better when I’m silent.
I wish people looked like their personalities.
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.
Is it just me, or is Instagram just Auto-Tune for photos?
5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.
Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
I may look calm, but in my mind, I have killed you three times.
If you’re honestly happy, f*ck what people think.
If you’re waiting for me to give a sh*t, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
Out of the way, world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Funny captions with confidence
There is a fine line between sass and confidence, and so we’ve separated those into two different categories. Check out the best ‘confident’ funny captions we could find:
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
I am standing outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding!
I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
I don’t sweat — I sparkle.
It’s okay to be a glow stick; sometimes we need to break before we shine.
Last name Ever, first name Greatest.
Most of the time she’s a lady, but every once in awhile, a dirty old man with a drinking problem comes out.
My teacher pointed to me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there is an idiot!”…”I got detention after asking which end!
Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.
Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?
Funny captions for selfies
We love a selfie as much as the next person. Actually, so much that we’ve got an entire guide to the best captions for pictures of yourself. But if you want a handful of really funny options, just use one of the below for your epic Instagram selfie.
Confidence level: a selfie with no filter.
Girls–be as picky with your men as I was with this selfie.
If I ever go missing, be sure to use my selfie with the most likes.
May your day feel as good as taking this perfect selfie on the first try.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
WARNING: You may fall in love with my face.
Who says eye candy can’t go well with soul food?
Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict.
Haircuts are wonderful. I did none of the work but I get all of the compliments.
How long has nostalgia been around?
I can remember a time when I knew more than my phone did.
I invented a new word: “Plagiarism”.
Just because I can’t dance doesn’t mean I shouldn’t dance.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
My mobile camera isn’t working well. Or I might look like an angel.
Self portrait of an actual trainwreck.
There is no “i” in “denial”.
Funny captions for friends
You’ll cry with them. But you’ll most definitely laugh with them. Some of the best times you’ll ever have are with friends, so when you’re trying to caption something including your mates, you undoubtedly want to elicit a chuckle or two. Try out one of the below captions or quotes for size:
The best nights are when you’re having too much fun to take pictures.
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Best friends. Because anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.
Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Everyone has that one annoying friend. If you don’t have one then it’s probably you.
Friends pick us up when we fall down and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.”
Friendship is… being equally annoying.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: Run loser run!
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places.
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
I only roll with goddesses.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
If you surround yourself with clowns, don’t be surprised if your life resembles a circus.
Let’s do some “We shouldn’t be doing this” things.
Let’s share a bottle of wine and regrettable choices.
Me and my best friend can communicate just with facial expressions.
Me and my friends start trends.
My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
Nobody really likes us but us… and even that’s kind of questionable.
Putting the “we” in “weird.”
You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
Looking for even more captions about friends? We have a great article about captions for girls for you to check out.
Funny captions about food, wine and dieting
Whether you’re trying to stick to your diet, ready to have a gourmet meal or more interested in just sticking to a healthy lifestyle, there are so many funny ways to talk about food, health and diets. Here are a few of our favourite funny captions for anything related to food (and wine).
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
If I can’t have a midnight snack, why does the fridge have a light?
You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
All my life I thought the air was free. Until I bought a bag of chips.
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
Did you know that DIET stands for: Did I Eat That?
I hate it when I gain 10 lbs for a role and then I realize I am not even an actor.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.
I think my soul mate might be carbs.
I work out religiously – once at Christmas and then again at Easter.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape. George Carlin
I’m on the paleo diet. I’m the caveman who discovered Snickers bars.
I’m tired of going to two different huts to get pizza and sunglasses!
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. Bob Thaves
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.
My favourite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea
Please God, if you can’t make me thin, make my friends fat.
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!
They say cooking is easy, but it’s not as easy as not cooking.
Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
You can’t make everybody happy. You are not a jar of Nutella.
Funny captions about travel and vacations
You can probably guess that we love travelling. And so we’ve definitely used a lot of travel quotes and captions on our own Instagram before. We’ve picked a few of the funniest for you:
Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?
I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.
It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
When I was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
You can’t buy a business but you can buy a plane ticket and that’s kind of the same thing.
Are you looking for a funny caption about Family Travel? We have a bumper list of the best family travel quotes for – check it out here.
Funny captions about kids and parenting
Dad jokes are named as such for a reason – often parents feel like full-time comedians, as so much hilarity ensures. Caption your photo with one of these funny quotes about parenting and children:
By the time a man realizes his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Don’t know where the kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us. Stephen Colbert
I’m at the point of parenting where “What did I just say?” could either be a threat or a genuine question.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. Ann Landers
Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck
Funny captions about work
TV shows like The Office prove that going to work doesn’t need to be boring. Which means your caption about work doesn’t need to be boring either!
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by’. Douglas Adams
If you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it.
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
In bed, it’s 6 AM. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At work, it’s 1:30 PM. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
One day you’re going to call me and get a reply from my assistant.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
Funny captions about the week
Mondays don’t always need to be blue; jazz them up with a silly snippet or caption! Here are a few picks:
After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
Friday, my second favorite F word
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like Monday does on Earth.
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
Well, well, well. Look what finally decided to show up. Hello Friday!
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Even more really funny captions
We think we’ve already given you heaps of Instagram and Facebook caption fodder. But if you really didn’t think any of the above captions were silly enough, then try out one of the below. They’re sure to get a laugh out of your followers, friends and fans!
At night I fall asleep. In the morning I can’t get up.
Based on how I react when toast pops out the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios.
Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy…
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Don’t give up on your dreams. keep sleeping.
Don’t let anyone rent a space in your head unless they’re a good tenant.
During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
I am a ninja. No, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
I am actually quite a nice person. Until you p*ss me off!
I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find!
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new style of hair every morning!
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are all like “Hey, what are you doing here?” And I’m just like, “Oh, you know hunting elephants.”
I have an insane calling to be where I’m not.
I like rumours. I find out so much about me that I didn’t even know.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
I’m not clumsy! I can’t help that there are so many walls in my way.
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
It’s too “a.m.” for me.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
People say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day!
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
Run like you stole something.
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.
Sometimes I give my dog a performance review, just to remind him who’s in charge.
Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s not worth the jail time.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and sh&t on their heads.
That annoying moment when you finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, you have to pee.
That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth…the carefully edited truth.
There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing “k” instead of “ok”?
When nothing goes right, go left.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that firefighters traditionally use water.
Why do people say ‘no offense,’ right before they’re about to offend you?
You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy ice cream. That is kind of the same thing!
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
Bonus: Creating really funny captions on Instagram
Firstly, thanks for reading our article! You can tell we’re passionate about clever Instagram captions, right? To help you along the way, we wanted to also include a bit more information on how, beyond your caption, you can increase engagement on your Instagram photos. Here are a few tips:
There are a few things to include in your ‘recipe’ for great Instagram captions. Consider some of these:
- Know your audience and write like you know and appreciate them (in your own tone).
- Include emojis! People love emojis.
- Encourage engagement by asking a question or encouraging an action. In this case, something like ‘give me your best comeback in the comments!’
- Consider the length – try and keep it short.
Also, if you don’t like any of our suggestions for captions, why not try songs? When looking for captions lyrics really do well!
It’s true that hashtags are almost ‘waning’ in importance due to changes in the Instagram algorithm. That said, they are still pretty crucial for getting more viral likes! To find out more, we’ve put together a comprehensive Instagram Hashtag Cheat Sheet.
More than just hashtags and a caption, the most essential thing to drive engagement is making sure your picture looks top notch.
Personally, we use presets, which takes good (or even average) photos and makes them great. Check out some of these that we would highly recommend.
Do you love funny quotes as much as us? If you think we’ve missed out some amazing hilarious captions and quotes, do get in touch or leave them in the comments below!
Other essential Instagram growth tools
Want to increase your engagement on Instagram? Other than great content, there are a handful of tools we love that either support your account growth, or just help to increase engagement on existing posts and stories.
Hashtags for Likes
Hashtags are one of the best tools to get views from accounts that don’t follow you. This service finds custom hashtag lists that are worth the investment, and helps personalise them to ensure you get maximum reach (and follows) on each post. You can find out which hashtags are bringing you followers. They have a 14 day moneyback guarantee, which you can try here.
There are lots of scheduling tools and apps out there but we like Tailwind since you can also connect a Pinterest account, and it’s the best one on the market. Tailwind’s Instagram tool lets you schedule photos and videos, gives you 1 click hashtag suggestions and has a SmartSchedule to post when your audience is most engaged. You can get one month free (no credit card required!) here.
If you don’t want to go full automation, this tool is a great choice. With auto like functionalities, it grows your account slowly and can avoid blocks on your account. Kicksta is a cheaper (albeit not as well-rounded) alternative to Ingramer and competitors in that niche. Try it out here.
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