Sitting with that blank screen in front of you, with total writer’s block on what to type for that update or photo caption? As full-time writers and social media addicts, we know the feeling! So, we’ve put together the definitive list of over 250 Facebook captions; the perfect list of cool captions for Facebook or Instagram quotes!
Of course these can all be re-purposed for other platforms, using them as quotes for Instagram. You also might want to consider using one as your WhatsApp status.
We’re kicking you off with a list of our favourite photo captions; ones that take the mickey out of the platform itself! So read on for some funny captions about the social media network, which can also be used to accompany your Facebook profile picture, before diving into some specialist sections that give you every possible type of caption for a Facebook profile picture or post.
The Best Captions for Facebook
- Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
- Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
- Facebook should have a “No One Cares” button.
- Hi there. I joined Facebook. Happy now?
- I know what you’re doing right now… You’re reading on my wall, Right!
- I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.
- If you send me a friend request on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you’re a transformer.
- Long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
- My autobiography is this.
- My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
- Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
- Some people need to realise that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
- Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.
- Welcome to my Facebook feed, where people come to enjoy me.
- When I die my gravestone is going 2 have a ‘Like’ button.
- You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.
All of those are great options for as a caption for DP (your Facebook display picture).
About Me Introduction
This can be one of the most difficult spaces to fill in Facebook. How to mix that perfect sense of sarcasm with something pithy and punchy?
We always suggest going for a short and sweet introduction: less is more! Below are a few options if you’re looking for humour, or perhaps more inspirational, a well-known quote or some renowned song lyrics.
These can also be used as a short caption for your profile picture.
About Me – Funny One-liners
We like to be a bit tongue in cheek, particularly with Facebook, which is a platform for family and friends. Choose one of the below short funny texts for your Introduction section:
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Being this fabulous is a full-time job.
Beware: I may just be the most awesome person you’ll ever meet.
Everyone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone.
I am a rare species, not a stereotype.
I am best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm.
I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
I don’t do bitter. I only get better.
I feel sorry for people who don‘t know me.
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.
I know I left my sanity around here somewhere.
I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?
I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
I’m afflicted with awesome. There’s no curing it.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…I am not going!
This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.
Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
About Me – Motivational Texts
Just want something inspirational that sums you up? Here are some of our curated captions.
Always be a first rated version of yourself, not a second rated version of someone else
Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.
Born to express, not to impress.
I am the master of my fate and the captain of my destiny.
I don’t need your approval to be me.
My life is never empty because my heart is always full.
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
The best thing I ever did was believe in me.
About Me – Great Quotes
There is a reason that quotes are often used on Facebook and Instagram – they’re insightful, inspirational and easy to use! We have hand-picked a few for you – please remember to credit the author/speaker when using them though!
Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself. Coco Chanel
Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. Lao Tzu
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. Bertrand Russell
Find out who you are and do it on purpose. Dolly Parton
Follow your own star! Dante Alighieri
I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. Johnny Depp
I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself. Rita Mae Brown
Some people say you are going the wrong way, when it’s simply a way of your own. Angelina Jolie
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Where’s your will to be weird? Jim Morrison
You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realised how seldom they do. Eleanor Roosevelt
Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are. Beyoncé
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Steve Jobs
Surround yourself with good people; surround yourself with positivity and people who are going to challenge you to make you better. Ali Krieger
About Me – Song Lyrics
The best words can be found in the songs we love; and usually strike a chord with others. We’ve put a very brief list together of our favourite songs where the lyrics can be adapted for your bio text but of course there are many more out there!
Didn’t they tell you, I was a savage? Needed Me – Rihanna
Dripping like a saturated sunrise. Colors – Halsey
Find me where the wild things are. Wild Things – Alessia Cara
Hands in the air like we don’t care. We Can’t Stop – Miley Cyrus
I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart. Elastic Heart – Sia
If I was you, I’d wanna be me too. Me Too – Meghan Trainor
Just give me a reason, just a little bits enough. Just give me a Reason – P!nk
Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones. Fix You – Coldplay
Living like we are renegades. Renegades – X Ambassadors
Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so hard. The Scientist – Coldplay
Ready or not, here I come. Ready or Not – The Fugees
She acts like Summer and walks like rain. Drops of Jupiter – Train
Started from the bottom, now we here. Started from the Bottom – Drake
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. Moonshine in the Trunk – Brad Paisley
Take me to the top, I am ready for whatever it takes. Whatever it Takes – Imagine Dragons
Throwing darts in the dark. Darts in the Dark – MAGIC!
Wake me up when it’s all over / Feeling my way through the darkness. Wake me Up – Avicii
Wake me up when September ends. Wake me up when September ends – Green Day
We are the leaders of the not coming backs. She’s Kinda Hot – 5 Seconds of Summer
Well, my heart is gold and my hands are cold. Gasoline – Halsey
You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. Imagine – John Lennon
Selfie Captions for Facebook
Okay, so we are self-centered creatures as humans. And, in today’s Instagram-obsessed world, that means… a lot of selfies and selfie quotes!
However, here is a list of our all-time favourite picture captions for Facebook selfies.
Be your kind of beautiful.
Before you judge me, make sure you are perfect.
I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day.
I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
If you have eyes, look at me now!
I woke up like this.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
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This is just a sample. More coming soon.
Twinkle Twinkle I’m a star.
With this smile, I can get away with everything.
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Super Short Captions for Facebook
Brevity is a gift. Get your point across with an incredibly short caption for your Facebook photo, with some options below. And, if you want to encourage engagement, we suggested adding a short question after your statement. Try something like: “What do you think?” or “Do you agree? Let me know in the comments!”
All we have is NOW.
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
Better an oops, than a what if.
Go wild for a while.
If we could only turn back time…
It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.
Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over.
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Motivational Captions for Facebook
Sometimes we’re in need of a bit of inspiration. Something to perk us up and inspire others around us, to remember it’s a beautiful life that we’re all living. Check out our list of the best motivational captions for Facebook – it’s a long one!
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Don’t let people tell you the sky is the limit, when there’s footprints on the moon.
Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
Don’t think outside the box. Think like there is no box.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
Good things come to those who hustle.
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
History is made by those who break the rules.
Hope is the heartbeat of the soul.
Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door.
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one
If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.
It always seems impossible until it’s done.
It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
It’s not whether you get knocked down. It’s whether you get up.
Life is a journey and only you hold the key.
No one is perfect that’s why pencils have erasers.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Say yes, take risks, and live life on your own terms.
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
Turn your face towards sun, and the shadows fall behind you.
When I feel a little down, I put on my favourite high heels and dance
If you could be doing anything right now, what would it be?
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We covered a few for your About Me section but, on the whole, it’s cool to be a bit cheeky with all your Facebook captions. We’ve put together quite an exhaustive list of amusing Facebook attitude captions below, great as funny picture captions too.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
Do you know that common sense is not so common?
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
God I want patience, and I want it now!
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
I think I’m gonna take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower but with me in it.
I’m not only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…
I’m old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.
Life is a long process of getting tired.
Money talks… but all mine ever says is goodbye!
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an experts opinion.
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagne.
Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome
Want even more? We’ve got a whole article full of funny captions here.
Best friend captions for Facebook
After all, Facebook is all about having friends right? With that in mind, here are some cracking captions for friends specifically designed for your Facebook feed!
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas. And I had the privilege of meeting you.
A best friend is one soul in two bodies.
A best friend knows your weakness but shows you your strength.
A day spent with a friend is always a day well spent.
A sweet friendship refreshes the soul. Proverbs 27:9
Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
Best friends are people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.
Best friends never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.
Friends ’til the very end.
Good times + crazy friends = Amazing moments
Happiness is having a bunch of freaking awesome and crazy friends.
I don’t want a perfect life, I want a happy life
It’s us against the world.
Love is great, best friends are better.
True friends are never apart. Maybe in distance, but never at heart. Unknown
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. David Tyson
We’re the same kind of weird.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Where there is loyalty, there is friendship.
You’re the Dory to my Nemo.
You’re the Oprah to my Gayle. (or vice versa)
You’ve got a friend in me. Toy Story
Want even more of these? We’ve got an entire guide to the best caption for friends!
Love and Relationships Captions for Facebook
Wanting to attract some attention? A new suitor got your eye? Or just wanting to wax lyrical about the someone special in your life? Try using some of the love captions we’ve assembled below!
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Besides chocolate, you’re my favourite.
Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.
I got back with my Ex… Box 360
I love you without reason and that is reason enough.
I miss you. A little too much, a little too often, and a little more every day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If I ever write a story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion times.
In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.
It will be Always YOU.
Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
The moment when she says you’re cute.
We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
We go together like copy and pest.
When I fell for you, I fell hard
With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.
I love life. There’s so much to learn and see all the time, and nothing nicer for me than to wake up, and the sky is blue. Pattie Boyd
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Attitude captions for Facebook
Sometimes you need to be a little sass in your life, and on your Facebook! We’ve collected the best attitude captions for Facebook below!
Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.
Be yourself, who else is better?
Don’t follow me, I’m lost.
For success, Attitude is equally as important as ability.
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
I am who I am, your approval is not required.
I don’t look back unless there is a good view.
I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
I’m not special – I’m a limited edition
Impossible is my specialty.
My signature. My style. My identity.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
Remarkable ends with ME as well as awful starts with you.
Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.
They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did.
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
You can either take me as I am or enjoy me as I leave.
You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.
You can’t spell awesome without ME.
You have to be ‘ODD’ to be number ‘ONE’.
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Best Quotes for Facebook
This guide is jampacked full of captions, which sometimes come from an unknown source. But it’s cool to sometimes use a quote that can be attributed, usually to someone famous. With this in mind, we’ve curated some of the best quotes for FB below:
A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of your circumstances having power over you. Joyce Meyer
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. Yogi Berra
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay. Simone de Beauvoir
Don’t promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person. Germany Kent
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W.C. Fields
I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here. Lauren Myracle
If you can’t stop thinking about someone’s update, that’s called ‘status cling.’ Jessica Park
If you want something you never had before, you have to do something you’ve never done before. Drina Reed
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost
It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see. Henry David Thoreau
Keep your face always toward the sunshine ― and shadows will fall behind you. Walt Whitman
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself the best I can. Cary Grant
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Eleanor Roosevelt
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. William Blake
We know what we are, but know not what we may be. William Shakespeare
We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. Friedrich Nietzsche
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West
That’s it! Our definitive list of the best captions for Facebook! We hope you liked our list of the most creative captions for Facebook profile pictures. Do you have any good captions for pictures that we have missed? Let us know in the comments!
If you are looking for more inspiration, try our Smile or Sunset captions article. Or, if you’re more interested in Instagram captions, we have an entire section of photo and caption guides!
More than just a caption for Facebook, we believe that the most important thing to drive engagement is making sure that the picture accompanying the Facebook caption is incredibly compelling. Let’s be honest a picture tells 1000 words! So why settle for substandard pics when your words are on point?
For us, the only way to ensure we have a stand-out, cracking shot is to use Adobe Lightroom Presets. Think of these as your photo editing game-changer; taking a good picture and making it GREAT by just using a solid preset. Check out some of these that we would highly recommend. Continuous use of the presets also helps your Facebook account (or page, or Insta) look consistent and premium.
Facebook Frequently Asked Questions
What should I write in my Facebook bio?
First impressions last! Make sure you write a short but sweet introduction to your Facebook profile.
We suggest including a smart quote or song lyrics, trying to make it a little funny and perhaps even bragging a little.
How do I optimize my Facebook profile?
Understand your own ‘voice’ and make sure you use it: write in your own tone, pick a photograph that represents you as your profile picture. Make sure to upload a corresponding header photo.
Check your privacy settings so that only those who need to see your activity, can see it. Remember to also check your list of trusted applications so that your information is safe.
What should I use for my Facebook cover photo?
Pick something that represents you but also that matches the tones and edit in your profile picture. According to Facebook, your cover photo is 820 pixels wide by 312 pixels tall on computers and 640 pixels wide by 360 pixels tall on mobile. Our advice is to crop it to 820px by 360px in a photo editing tool like Microsoft Picture Editor, but making sure the key information and graphics are in the ‘middle’ of the photograph.
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